Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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