Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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go home
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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