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Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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