doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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