My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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