The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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