Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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