Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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