This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
