I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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