Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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