wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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