She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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