Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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