Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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