Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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