her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
