Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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