just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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