omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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