He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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