I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
i out mim tonsoeep
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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