Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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