after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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