oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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