My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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