And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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