Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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