I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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