I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Shame is for Republicans.
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