true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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