maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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