It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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