Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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