I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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