She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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