they need to just BURY HIM!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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