Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
