A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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