Yo dont text me then not text me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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