yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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