so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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