It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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