I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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