nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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