i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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