How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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