Just fell off a train. Bad.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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