Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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