Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
soo... how was my night?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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